floralogy | ♥ 6th flower picked [audio]

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[The journal post starts with a very cheerful voice of a woman who's obviously enjoying this day. And why wouldn't she?]

Okay, Luceti, so I heard today's Valentine's Day! --You know, that day you give chocolates to someone you love or go on dates and experience romance and--

Well, anyway, instead of hogging all the guys today, why not do some charity work?

[Now if only you can all see her huge grin.]

My best friend here who hasn't had a boyfriend since forever is available and totally single. She's none other than Haruno Sakura.

She's hard to miss, really. Her hair's as pink as the flower she's named after and her forehead's huge. She's nice, never mind her nasty temper, and is pretty smart.

[She snorts.] Of course, I'm smarter but you get the picture.

So, any takers?

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In line with my charity work, I'm gonna help all you hopelessly in love gentlemen profess your feelings in a classy way. What better way to do it than with some nicely-arranged bouquets in hand?

[Yes, Ino had thoroughly prepared for this. V-day is like her official holiday or something.]

They're for free, but stock is limited. So, hurry up! I'll have a makeshift stall by the fountain. See you there!

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Like I said, I'm not a miracle worker. Even my matchmaking skills have limits.

[Pauses for a bit, trying to digest all that.]

So, what are you gonna give her, then? [Snorts.] Yourself?

Hell yes. Me, myself, and I. In the flesh. I figured why go through all the trouble of setting something up, or bat around the bush like some kind of blushing schoolgirl, when I could just tell them face-to-face that I love them. No strings attached. Simple.

We've known each other for awhile, so I figured it's high time to upgrade our relationship. My proposal is so kick-ass it would make you swoon in sheer awe. Redefine your definition of romance. Show all these head-over-heels-in-love nitwits spitting out hearts and crap how it's freakin' done.

Oh, wow. Wouldn't I like to learn how it's done. [Except not.]

Known each other for a while, huh? Are you gonna tell me who this is or I'm going to start guessing?

I'll totally show you, if you want, since you sound so interested. Give you a legitimate performance, totally unrehearsed, and all you have to do is listen and take notes. They should be stopping by any moment now.

[He laughs.]

You'll never guess. Might as well give up right now.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not really that desperate as to learn from someone who's bark is louder than his bite. [Take that!]

You won't tell me because there's no girl to begin with.

[He sounds a little bit ruffled.] What? I'm being entirely totally sincere here. If I decide to do something, I'll do it. ...Even if I decided on doing it like five minutes ago. You can't judge me on my spontaneity and—what the hell was that word again?—audaciousness.

[A dog idiom, Ino? Really? Really?]

You're just barking up the wrong tree.

Except people do because that's what they usually notice about you first hand. [Your big head and huge ego the size of the sun.]

I'm not the one who smells like a dog. [Okay, running out of dog idioms now. >>]

Haha. Really? Sweet.

Nope. You just smell like something else entirely.

.....Man, I think I can smell you from here.

You better be in a flower shop or else I'll deck you when I see you.

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