♥ 6th flower picked [audio]

[floralogy]

[Filtered AWAY from Sakura;]

[The journal post starts with a very cheerful voice of a woman who's obviously enjoying this day. And why wouldn't she?]

Okay, Luceti, so I heard today's Valentine's Day! --You know, that day you give chocolates to someone you love or go on dates and experience romance and--

Well, anyway, instead of hogging all the guys today, why not do some charity work?

[Now if only you can all see her huge grin.]

My best friend here who hasn't had a boyfriend since forever is available and totally single. She's none other than Haruno Sakura.

She's hard to miss, really. Her hair's as pink as the flower she's named after and her forehead's huge. She's nice, never mind her nasty temper, and is pretty smart.

[She snorts.] Of course, I'm smarter but you get the picture.

So, any takers?

[End of Filter;]

In line with my charity work, I'm gonna help all you hopelessly in love gentlemen profess your feelings in a classy way. What better way to do it than with some nicely-arranged bouquets in hand?

[Yes, Ino had thoroughly prepared for this. V-day is like her official holiday or something.]

They're for free, but stock is limited. So, hurry up! I'll have a makeshift stall by the fountain. See you there!

Comments

[Same filter]

[keepitcanine]

[ROFL okay Ino. Y so classy?]

If you wanted a real charity case, you'd do Shikamaru instead. Sakura actually has a chance.

[Dat Filter]

[markofthewise]

You could just wait until the Malnosso may her fall for someone. That's a thing they do this time of year. If you haven't noticed already.

voice

[stilldontgotit]

Trying to set someone up, huh?

[voice]

[fearless_leader]

Sakura, huh?

[filtered]

[mydearapple]

So she has a huge forehead and a huge temper? Sounds like a real winner.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Oh I could-....! .... Not. Could not.

[Okay so evented he might not have the same promise with Katara going on, but. He does feel like he did make an effort to cool down on dating]

[Filtered]

[jinchuuriki]

[This is, by far, one of the most accurate descriptions of Sakura that he's ever heard.]

Y'know, she's gonna flip if she finds out about this.

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Sakura's gonna hate that. [She doesn't even know Sakura that well and she knows that much.]

[pinkyizpower]

[You're so dead when she gets wind of the filter, Ino. SO DEAD. But since she can't hear that her BFF is pimping her out--]

Did you need any help? I'm not really doing anything later today.

[Action]

[endgames]

[Hi he is not here for flowers at all, okay? Okay.]

Keeping busy?

ACTION

[weaponry]

Ino, did you get Sakura's permission before you did this? And does she know the type of message you're sending out? [ Tenten chuckles because holy fuck what an unappealing message. No one's gonna put a ring on that. ]