♥ 6th flower picked [audio]

[floralogy]

[Filtered AWAY from Sakura;]

[The journal post starts with a very cheerful voice of a woman who's obviously enjoying this day. And why wouldn't she?]

Okay, Luceti, so I heard today's Valentine's Day! --You know, that day you give chocolates to someone you love or go on dates and experience romance and--

Well, anyway, instead of hogging all the guys today, why not do some charity work?

[Now if only you can all see her huge grin.]

My best friend here who hasn't had a boyfriend since forever is available and totally single. She's none other than Haruno Sakura.

She's hard to miss, really. Her hair's as pink as the flower she's named after and her forehead's huge. She's nice, never mind her nasty temper, and is pretty smart.

[She snorts.] Of course, I'm smarter but you get the picture.

So, any takers?

[End of Filter;]

In line with my charity work, I'm gonna help all you hopelessly in love gentlemen profess your feelings in a classy way. What better way to do it than with some nicely-arranged bouquets in hand?

[Yes, Ino had thoroughly prepared for this. V-day is like her official holiday or something.]

They're for free, but stock is limited. So, hurry up! I'll have a makeshift stall by the fountain. See you there!

Comments

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Sakura's gonna hate that. [She doesn't even know Sakura that well and she knows that much.]

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

Not if she doesn't find out. [Yeah, it's not like she can keep this as a secret for long.]

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Everyone but Sakura is on this filter. Someone's going to open their mouth.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

Oh, but I managed to shut the biggest mouth we have here. [aka Naruto.]

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Hmm, but for how long?

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

Long enough for my plan to work.

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

[She huffs.] Good luck, then.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

I'm taking you don't want to be included in my charity work? [This is almost like a statement than a question.]

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Not exactly my thing.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

I'm sure there's one lazy genius who's obviously dateless today. [Yup, she's setting you up with him alright.]

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

I'm sure he'll stay that way.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

So, you don't want to change that?

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Why would I?

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

I don't know, maybe because you secretly like him? [ISN'T THIS OBVIOUS??]

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

[Flatly:] No, that's not it.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

Then, what's up with all that saving thing? You know, when you told Shikamaru he better not cry again? [Obviously, Shikamaru refused to talk about this even when she repeatedly pried.]

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

... Because he should buck up and learn to take it.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

[A chuckle. Oh, Shikamaru. Why do you make it so hard for her to find you a girlfriend? Srsly.]

So, guys who has issues being saved by girls aren't your type, huh? Especially ones that deny it.

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Especially ones that cry about it.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

[Another chuckle. Gosh, the image!!]

Shikamaru can be so pathetic sometimes.

[The Filter]

[dangerouswind]

Trust me: I know.

[The Filter]

[floralogy]

This is why he needs us to straighten him up. Seriously, he'll be totally lost. [Not totally totally but she knows Temari gets the idea.]

[The Threadjack]

[endgames]

You guys do know I can see this, right.

[The Threadjack]

[dangerouswind]

Yeah. And?

[The Threadjack]

[floralogy]

[A nod.] So?